Tool Time!
21 07 2008WARNING! MODERN LANGUAGE BELOW! Really. You’ve been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not work for SOE, and SOE does not endorse my views (openly, at least). !
Now that you’ve understood that, let’s get to the fun stuff.
I am starting a new section. It’s called Tool Time.
Here’s how it works. As I am browsing, and I come across a post of monumental tool-ery-ness … I will quote the best chunks here, and then make fun of the person.
As most of you may know, this kind of thing is forbidden on the SOE boards … but I sure as hell can rip anyone a new ass here on my own personal space.
Here’s the first one!
Today’s entry comes from poster Rhymez (yes, spelled with a Z, isn’t that clever? I bet he thought no one would ever get it!) on the SOE Brigand board.
This came in reply to Aeralik.
Part 1:
honestly how long did it take you even to design the Rouge epics ? it appears to me it was done 20min before lunch the epics dont like there was much effort put into them and for that we pay you every month for doing bascially nothing ?
youve shown alone taking the flurry proc idea from the brigand forum on flames that you totally lack creativityIm still pissed that we were asked what wed like to have on our epics and then it ends up on someone else’s
Part 2 (posted, in succession, as a second post immediately following the above):
I mean srly you either dont want to understand it or you dont understand it that a proc would suck considering when our proc tends to go off
and ifu think reducing cast and recovery with our AA to 0,2secs cast recovery would cut it then ur totally mistaken aswell dude
is it really that hard to grasp for you ? if yes roll a Brigand buff him to 80 run a raid and lets see how awesome it goes for you
and you are also aware of that haste comes out my [cant control my vocab] already in a guild that can obtain mythicals
all your current suggestions FAIL dudeI mean srly do you test stuff at all ? it appears to me you dont
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WOW!
Okay, this is gonna be FUN! Let’s take it blow by blow.
First of all, the word is spelled R-O-G-U-E. The G comes BEFORE the U. “Rouge” is a red make-up that women wear. Idiot.
Second, if you want someone to take your arguments “srsly” then try to spell out words properly.
Third, coherent sentences help. Spaces between your words. Pause. Breathe. Let your fingers rest. Try placing adjectives, adverbs, and nouns in their proper places. Use commas, apostrophes. If you didn’t learn these things in the THIRD GRADE then maybe you ought to GO BACK. With your mentality, I’m sure you’d fit right in with the other 9-year olds.
Fourth. Go get a job. Get a girlfriend. Maybe a cat? At least then you’ll have some kind of pussy. You can’t possibly be getting any with the kind of attitude you currently exhibit. No really. Chicks dig guys who can’t spell, are mean and nasty, have little education, and spend all day typing at their keyboard about “procs” and “stats”. You’ll be married in no time, man. Take a shower. Clearly your hands have been on your dick, and your head up your ass, a little too much, lately.
Fifth. Double posting? What, you got so mad and worked up over a few sentences that you just HAD to come back and spew out some more venom? It’s a like a little kid who didn’t get the balloon he wanted at that birthday party. “SRSLY” Grow the fuck up, little boy.
Lastly, while I’m sure it’s of no concern whatsoever to a person of your great caliber, calling people names and insulting them is not ever going to get you anywhere. ((I hereby claim this segment and all future Tool Time segments EXEMPT from my own wisdom, such as “calling names never gets you anyhwere.” While I personally am well aware of such wisdom, the Tool Time theme does not line up with such ideas.)) This is why it’s so obvious you can’t possibly hold a job. It may, however, get you ignored and ensure that your class gets less attention than others. Since you parse number 2, anyway, and were never intended to compete for the top DPS spots, I think you ought to count your chickens and take a nice big walk along the STFU path.
And that concludes the first installment of Ratwarlock’s Tool Time.
Stay tuned! Same Rat time, same Rat channel!
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